Monday, February 29, 2016

I Can't Wait to Worship That

On 3/1/1992, at precisely 4:34:04 C.S.T, two deities passed in a seemingly unimportant stairwell in a seemingly unimportant federal office building in an obscure town in what was then known as the Midwestern United States (the nomenclature used prior to the Trump catastrophe of 2019) .

As the deities passed, they briefly exchanged a modulated Kardis-praxis bond.   However, as the time centrax did not intersect, they were directed elsewhere and there was no exegetical transference.

The encounter did not go unobserved.  For the Prylons it was a culmination of 10,000 years of waiting.  The brief encounter created an immediate stir on the extranet which could only be compared to an experience of complete transcendence.  Immediately, cross cultural rituals were created in order to obsessively document and duplicate the event.   Schisms soon developed within the factions.

Krylon XUS found that she could not adhere to the majority view of the adherents.  Her mind stuck to the belief that the mystical event, demarcated with demarcation of "Apotheosis 1/2" could not be analyzed or interpreted, but only experienced.   She started to invest with compound interest in the doctrinal doctrine of "Thinking About Not-Thinking," for which she was immediately rewarded by death from both above and below by the Adherents who were adherent with the notion that the so called "Apotheosis 1/2" must be vigorously and  rigorously cathected into a cathexis like a steam engine, building up more and more pressure of subliminal energy, over and over again, until it finds release in most satisfying alternative outlets of auto-erotic enjoyment of the soon to be called "object-cathexes" which are Nameless.  

But our little rant does not stop there.  For the Prylons, like their human precursors, continued to have digestion and neural pathways modulated in their gut microbiome until 3341 A.C.T.C.(After the Calamitous Trump Catastrophe--previously elucidated).  After 3341 A.C.T.C., such functions where differentiated by Nebulization.

In any event, Krylon XUS was with child at the time of her death when Agents of the Adherents of the Cathected Cathexis visited their wrath (both above and below) on Krylon XUS,   At the time of the attack, Krylon XUS experienced changes in her gastrointestinal motility and secretion via signaling molecules released into the gut lumen from cells in the lamina propria because of stress of the attack.  Krylon YUS (the daughter), then in untero, concomitantly experienced communications from her host mother through enteric microbiota via multiple epithelial-cell receptor mediated signalling with increased intestinal permeability.  In short, the child had one hell of a shit storm which accompanied her during her formative years.  Strangely enough, and by some heretofore unknown mechanism, said shit storms gradually subsided and are present now in Krylon YUS in a strange and uncontrollable propensity to have uncontrollable bilateral leg kicking tremors and deliriums.   Such kicking tremors continue to this day.














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