Think about it.
Take Happy Days for example. It starts out about a Ma, Pa, and Apple Pie show about some high school kids in Milwaukee living the nostalgic American dream. They work in the local hardware store owned by "dad." They hang out at a malt shop. There is just a touch of counterculture thrown in. Fonzie wears black leather and is an orphan. Pinky Tuscadero has a wild side. But the show only dabbles in anything subversive. Rest assured, when the shit hits the fan Fonzie keeps Richie, Potzie, and Ralph safe from anything that might really harm them as well as providing them with valuable "life lessons" at the conclusion.
So what the fuck was this whole business about Fonzie riding water skis and jumping the shark?
Where did that come from?
You guessed it--the Constantins. I know nothing about the Constantin home world, but it most certainly has to be a water planet.
And Ron Howard is certainly one of them. Not when he was Opie on the Andy Griffith show Or even in American Graffiti. It must have happened later. Some undocumented time later when he was walking home from working a late night at Cunningham's hardware store. Or maybe Arnold's. He looks up in the sky--views the flashing lights... and ....bam! He was transported up to the Constantin cruiser which orbits the earth. Its up there even to this day. I can still see it with my telescope. But no one will believe me.
That's right folks. The Ron Howard you see and love today is a Constantin android. Just like Shatner and Sulu. What else could explain the movies that Howard went on to direct? Cocoon? Apollo 13? Willow? Angels and Demons? How could Opie do such a thing unless it really isn't Opie who is directing all those science fiction films?
But I'm sure you all don't believe any of this. Neither did Shatner and that douche bag Spock. And look where it got them. Ignorance is not bliss.
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