Silster Wilster, Ch. 12

When the people shall have nothing more to eat, they shall eat the rich.

And if the rich fail to delight, they shall consume waffles.

And waffles shall make the great people strong

So that there is one people, one empire, one leader, and many waffles

all waffling.

Long live the glorious 128th anniversary of the Great October Fascist (I meant Socialist) Revolution!

Long live the heroic working class--all waffling with great abundance!

Be thee on guard against the great Capitalist conspiracy

who threaten to infiltrate our glorious ideology.

The Capitalists seek to rob us of the fruits of our labor

and consume all of our waffles.

Let me say unto thee:  It is not the good of the one that is important.

How much waffling can one worker do?

Rather, united, we are strong.  Let our waffling pervade the great proletariat mass.

Speaking of mass...

Religion is the opiate of the masses.

However, I say unto thee that opium is the only true opiate.

And religion a pale substitute.

Have thine ever tried to get off on religion?

Like morphine, religion be unto thee a poor substitute.

And I say unto the children:  "there is only one true opiate and we all must share it equally."

That is what must be done, sayeth our great leader.

And if the children doth have parents

And if the parents do not share the one true opiate equally

Or if there be parents who practice unwholesomeness in deed, act, or intention,

(such as adulterating waffles with mangoes or other bourgeois fruit)

Then I sayeth unto those children:  inform thine nearest party official that your parents are doing thus and so

Be strong young children I say:  "Do not be counted among those who seek to add tropical fruit to our glorious unspoiled waffles.  Keep them pure and pristine."

And sure enough, having consumed the great unspoiled waffle, then the black queen will surely rise

like a phoenix amongst the ashes

just when you thought you lived in a cultural wasteland.

And I say unto thine women

attempting to hook up with other women

"It is only in hooking up that we truly hook up."

May you hook up well grasshopper.

and consume numerous waffles

in all of your future endeavors.

BREAK----

Dear PsuedoPumpkin:  A representative of the tropical fruit underground will be in touch with you.   Long Live the Counter-Revolution!   "A chicken in every pot, a banana in every waffle..."

Can Fest.  Roller Devish.   Joe--See?  Not even a Jammer can get by the acid rain.