Sure, humanity is now immortal. When the physical body dies, we get uploaded into the meta cloud. Its been that way for thousands of years. But what is new is the fact that thousands of transcendent humans across the galaxy are running out of money. Especially given recent economic downturns. What happens when you run out of money in an uploaded state?
Quanta-Collect is here to help. Quanta-Collect offers the galaxies oldest and most reliable credit solutions and counseling for the uploaded human.
Take for example the case of Richard B. Richard B's physical body terminated in AD 2059. He was uploaded into a data storage access plan at $1M Yuan per kilo annum. Richard's bandwidth, resolution, and program access plans were typical, but his bandwidth usage rates for entertainment and virtual spectrum often exceeded his contracted allotment. Richard liked his virtual kingdoms and all the benefits they conferred. But the real problem developed for Richard in AD 4501 when he, as with thousands of other post-humans, had their real time savings wiped out with the political instability in Alpha Nebular Cluster. Richard's data storage seed trust (DSST) devalued to .75 Yuan per deca annum. Faced with data substrate termination, or severe reductions in resolution and bandwidth, Richard B turned to Quanta-Collect for help.
Our specially trained bandwidth consultants offered Richard B, and thousands like him, an alternative to data substrate termination. Quanta-Collect can either restructure your bandwidth and resolution horizons to affordable plans or provide vocational placement. There is still a great demand for human advanced pattern recognition screening which not even the most skilled AI can detect. We offer uploaded humans the opportunity to carry out useful and profitable work during their transcendence.
Quanta-Collect provides first class customer service for all financial challenges, by providing creative and effective alternatives to data substrate termination. We pledge to intercede on our Clients' behalf with their creditors to assist with attaining a manageable digital future.
This Communication is from a Debt Collector and any information you provide can be used for the purpose of collecting that debt.
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