-an introduction of our protagonist; Yoda, the sidekick; and the wonder dog they call "Saurus." (Actually the part of "Saurus" this performance will be played by her understudy).
-a brief exposition about the themes Ruv will encounter as the journey progresses
-the role of comedy in opposition to dialectical materialism.
-the correlation of sacrifice, a major league baseball franchise named after a red bird, pot latch and Georges Bataille.
Our story begins at the Ruv cave:
Ruv: "Well Yoda, what do you want to do today? Isn't it wonderful to have all these furlough days? All the Courthouses are closed. No trials on furlough day:-)."
Yoda: Hmmph. Not know. Bored am I. Think of something we can do, have you perhaps ?
Ruv: Well actually I've heard that today is Georges Bataille day at the ball park. The first thousand ticket holders admitted get their very own decapitation and initiation into the secret sex cult of the Pineal Eye where causality and actuality are abandoned in favor of limitless possibilities of action.
Yoda: Hmmph. In am I. Monotony of break, sure to be, it is.
Ruv: Well then, lets slide down the totem pole and to the Kantmobile!
(A brief montage ensues of Ruv and Yoga having past adventures traveling down totem poles, climbing into Kantmobiles, and accelerating at ridiculously high rates of travel with hair swept back all slowly coalescing into their seats at the ball park).
Ruv: Well Yoda, I know you are not familiar with this game, but its highly philosophical in accordance with Bataille's dictates. There are sacrifices, base materialism, and an exchange of obscure signals. There are also teams named after Indian tribes all practicing pot latch.
Yoda: Standing up why are those people doing in a sequence?
Ruv: That's called wave. That section of the crowd are a bunch of quantum physicists. They are reenacting the wave/particle duality. Standing makes a wave, sitting denotes an inert particle.
Yoda: Interesting for sure this is. Going to the concession stand I am to purchase some Kombucha.
The book of Mormon is a hoot. Belleville is a place and a piece of mind. Whatever should I call the Camry?
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