In My Kingdom, Ch. 3

In my Kingdom, I shall order Obama to meet with the top six leaders of the Muslim Brotherhood and the top six Egyptian generals at Camp David and organize competitive games of skill and chance.   There shall be a further condition that the team of 12 Egyptians shall compete as a team against another team consisting of 12 diplomats from the following countries:  America,  Russia, and  China.

The games shall last over a period of 7 days, and the two teams shall be housed in separate barracks in order to facilitate separate night time strategy sessions and team building activities.

Alcohol shall flow freely from spigots at each barrack. In the event religious beliefs prohibit the consumption of alcohol, then pizzas shall be provided in each barrack with special mushroom toppings to encourage speculative thinking at the nightly planning sessions.

Valuable prizes shall be awarded on a daily basis to the team that wins the daily competitions.

In my Kingdom, there shall be housing to all constituents in the form of luxury hotel suites.  Each suite shall be provided with one (1) concierge who shall cater to all the inhabitants.  Dancing shoes shall be freely provided.

In my Kingdom, it shall be decreed that all subjects must watch "The Book of Mormon" and find it funny.   All subjects found not laughing at even the grossly offensive parts of the play shall be forced to work as concierges for a period of not less than 14 days.

In my Kingdom, napping shall be encouraged.   Any spouse or girl/boy friend found not cooperating with the nap time request from their partner shall be forced to work as a concierge for a period of not less than 14 days.

In my Kingdom, after napping activities are completed, there shall be a half hour required drama session for all inhabitants.

In my Kingdom, however, there shall be no drama of any sort after 10 pm at night.  The following subjects are expressly forbidden to be discussed after 10 pm at night:   (1) world events; (2) Italians or anyone of Italian ancestry in whole or in part; (3)  anything contained in medical records; (4) work, or anything pertaining to work in whole or in part; and (5) anything on TV.   In fact, as many of you loyal subjects know, each TV has long ago been provided with a specialized computer chip to shut down the operations of each TV within the Kingdom after 10 pm.  As was long ago explained to me, there are only two officially sanctioned activities that shall take place in a bedroom after 10 pm at night.

Note the flat underbelly of this beauty.   Most thrilling chilled!