"I really need to protect my sister from all these women who are experimenting with their sexuality."
Omniscient Narrator ("ON"): Huh?
"She's being taken advantage of by all these hetero woman who like to pretend they are gay."
Omniscient Narrator ("ON"): Huh?
"She deserves a real lesbian, not one of these barsexual women that have just broken up with their boyfriend. Shit, one of them has kids and is going through a divorce now."
Omniscient Narrator ("ON"): What's a barsexual woman?
"Its like where these woman like to pretend they are gay and make out with another woman in a bar just for the sake of the image. They give lesbians a bad name. And image has nothing to do with sexual orientation. Hell, I could make out with the Pope, that doesn't mean anything."
Omniscient Narrator ("ON"): What image is that?
"We'll its like totally cool if two woman make out. Girl on Girl. Society condones that. But if two guys make out its like totally gross. Its such a double standard. Just because guys like seeing two women have sex that means that all these normally straight women want to experiment with being gay. And it pisses me off that they take advantage of my sister and treat her like a dog. All they want to do is make out with her in a bar, but never want to actually have sex with her. She deserves better."
Scene II: "The Vagina Monologues"
Omniscient Narrator ("ON"): Which orgasm moan are you portraying?
"I'm the elegant moan"
Omniscient Narrator ("ON"): What are the other types of moans in the play?
"Grace Slick"
"College kid"
"Jewish"
"Clitoral"
"Vaginal"
"Tortured Zen"
"Mountain Top"
Omniscient Narrator ("ON"): Wait a second, how does the tortured zen moan go?
"It sorta sounds like you are being hurt"
Omniscient Narrator ("ON"): Really. No way:-)
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