Thursday, February 2, 2012

Hypothetical Inventions, Ch.1

Prototype MXR-371---Fast scan EEG receiver transceiver recorder (RTR).

Application Protocol--Omnibus Brain Scan Capture/Storage Device.

Abstract--This device provides the practical application for the discovery of the Consciousness Frequency Sensory Flux (CFSF) first noted by Fedelstein et. al (J. Neuro V. XXV, Spring 2027).  The MXR-371 through its patented super heterodyned wave array is able to capture, reproduce, and store CFSF waveforms.  These waveforms can then be reproduced for commercial, law enforcement and military applications.

Press Release--Windows of the Soul (NASDAQ:  WTSL,  87  +117%), the leader in advanced bio and nano-technology solutions announces Phase I approval from the FDA for its MXR-371 Fast Scan EEG receiver transceiver recorder (RTR) marketed under the the "Consciously Conscious" label.  Jared Swenson, Vice President of Research and Development stated that the Consciously Conscious marks a milestone in the evolution of mind capturing technology field:  "Its truly amazing, for the first time we have been able to capture and reproduce the Consciousness Frequency Sensory Flux which allows us to reproduce any consciousness waveform or state.  The device has the widest application for the consumer, law enforcement or military arenas."

With the announcement, WTSL stock skyrocketed to an inter day high of 95, up 122% with 79 times average volume.

Mumon's verse:


The eyes are the windows of the soul
The vast lightning storm inside
ask Mr. Tesla



(at pontiac, behind bars, listening to the uninitiated:-))

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