In a surprise move, spokespersons for President Obama and Governor Romney have announced that the upcoming presidential debates have been cancelled as the candidates prepare for their participation in the new Reality TV series based on the "Lethal Weapon" movie franchise. Lethal Weapon, the American buddy cop action film originally starred Mel Gibson and Danny Glover as a mismatched pair of LAPD detectives. In the new Reality TV remake, the Obama-Romney detective team are hired by other Governments or multi-national corporations to solve the Earth's most intransigent issues.
The pilot episode for the series reportedly has the detective duo being retained by a consortium of Deutche Bank, Credit Suisse, Credit Agricole SA (CASA), and a host of hedge funds to locate and retrieve money that was originally lent to Greece and Italy by these institutions. Further scheduled episodes involve the infiltration and neutralization of the Iranian blockade of the Straits of Hormuz, the kidnapping and coup d'etat of President Assad in Syria and the repelling of the alien invasion from Syrix X9 (the season finale--co-starring Jackie Chan as Hu Jintao, and Ed Harris as Vladimir Putin).
Former President Clinton has apparently been contacted about making a prequel to this Reality TV show in which he and Secretary of State Hilary Clinton would team up as a husband wife duo to in the tradition of the Hart to Hart television show to fight international terrorism. President Clinton has refused to comment on this development.
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