Monday, January 23, 2012

Things I wish my daughters will read, Ch. 2

Everything we are or can see is in the Milky Way.
So how do you eat the Milky Way?
Take a bite of air, and you are eating the Milky Way.
Sometimes you can eat a Milky Way within the Milky Way.
And if you like Milk Chocolate and nougat, its much better that way.
But its all the Milky Way, it cannot be avoided.
With our current means of interstellar travel.
Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't.
Your father is a nut, but you knew that.
I don't think he's ever eaten a Mounds.
He likes dark chocolate, not milk chocolate, but you knew that.
The dark chocolate covered pomegranates was the perfect Christmas present.
And you knew that.

However, in the future, you have to look at the chocolate content on the label.

Its like a test.  If its under 60 %  chocolate or cacao, the chocolate bar fails.   Over 85% is awesome.

So here is your quick fire:   you have to make a dish with dark chocolate, pomegranates

and whatever other organic foods you can buy at Whole Foods with $100 dollars

and you time begins.....NOW

Padma used to be married to Salmon Rushdie.

Salmon Rushdie was molested by Ayatollah Khomeini

when he was younger.

See its not just the Catholic Priests who have issues.

But you didn't know that:-).  Not yet, anyway :-).

1 comment:

  1. I did think your daughters would get laugh out of this...
    until I started reading about Salmon Rushdie. Sorry, but I do not see why you wish it is "the thing your daughters will read"

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