Thursday, January 5, 2012

Tattoo you, Ch. 5

Candy kids/London kriptz theme song:

Hello Kitty chocolate Jager Gin and Juice break

Break out the Sharpies

Write on the walls

We are pros at climbing up the stairs

Say Hi to Lincoln--he's our guy

We ain't no bitches--like his wife

Taking pictures of our shoes in his hallway

This place is haunted

We should leave and pack up my Maxwell

We are headed to the basement

Break out the candles

Break out the red bull

The living room is our dance floor

Tonight our clothes are coming off

Pooh Bear passed out drunk

now he needs a bubble bath

Mini skirts teased hair kandi bling xtc

Drunk texts call up this ginger named John Hibbs

woke him up at 3 in the morning

talking shit about the moon

Order a pizza

Pay in change

Screw you deliver boy

WTF is up with this blown out wine?

Oh shit we are out of Reese's pieces

Its ok cause we got face time with Mr. Noodle Smoke Breaks Camel Crushes

Roll up outside with our smart phones point at the sky

Star terrorizum blow up the moon too much LULZ-Kuz we got Mary Berry on the big screen :-)

I am Salvador Carol McTiggins

I am a proud Irish alcoholic

I love to drink

I love to ___K

I love to fight

--that's life---

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