Chapter 1: The Main case
Man always up to something.
Always a story going on with man.
Woman different.
Unless woman in divorce. Then woman in bad mood. Then woman tell lots of stories.
Man constantly in divorce.
Whether man married or not.
Man never happy.
Not so woman.
Man listen to Army commercials:
"Be all that you can be"
Man enlist. Man go off and do things. Fix things. Blow up things.
Not so woman.
Woman happy where she is; she complete.
Unless there is some man.
Telling her that she can or can't do something.
Then woman enlist.
Then woman go off and do things. Fix things, blow up things. But not as many civilian casualties with woman.
And when things get blown up, woman accept refugees. Even if she didn't cause them to be a refugee. After all they don't have a home.
Its only fair.
Man don't care if its fair.
Unless man trying to impress woman. Then man give appearance of being fair.
Man succumb to temptation.
Man care about ego over responsibility.
Man never really happy.
Man never where he is.
Man always missing something.
And its not a rib.
Someday Man become obsolete
Chapter 2: Angela Merkel and the Dog
Angela Merkel is deathly afraid of dogs. After she finished her Ph.D in quantum chemistry she was attacked by a dog.
Vladimir Putin is the type of man who likes to show that nothing is lost on him. He is a trained lawyer after all. He must have learned that in law school. So one of his first presents to Angela Merkel when she visited Moscow was a stuffed dog.
When Merkel later met with Putin in Putin's Sochi residence to discuss energy policy, Putin summoned his black lab Koni to the room. As the dog approached Merkel, she stiffened and was visibly frightened. The male reporter from Der Spiegel covering the event was so incensed with Putin and his dog, that he later said he was ready to punch Putin over the event.
Merkel evaluated Putin's use of "dog" intimidation with a refined sense of scientific empathy: (quote) "I understand why he has to do this--to prove he's a man. He's afraid of his own weakness. Russia has nothing, no successful politics or economy. All they have is this.".
Chapter 3: Synchonicity--Carl Jung had it Nailed. Note that while I was walking up on the stage to read my first ever story in a public setting I looked out the window and I see no one other but the louver walking from Obeds. Truly life is strange. And if you don't think that proved synchronicity, there is no hope for you. As Bill Murray would say, "Get out of town you scientific empiricist!"
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