Tebow: Glorious honored elder hag, this is Mantei son of Brian.
Old Hag: Leave me in peace. You have shamed your town, your people, you even changed your name. I know you not son of Brian.
Tebow: This is important. Its Emmanulana. She is here among the foreigners. She writes books and appears on television.
Old Hag: Then the prophecies are true. You have angered Kauhana and brought this abomination upon yourself son of Brian.
Tebow: What did I do? She won't leave me alone, even in sleep. I can't stop thinking of her. What if the foreigners find out the truth? How can I get rid of her?
Old Hag: Ha! Foolish one. You know nothing about the elder demons. You cannot get rid of a demon, son of Brian. You can only appease them. If Kauhana has indeed entered Emmanulana as a host, you must complete the circle, son of Brian. Even Kauhana abides the circle.
Tebow: But I know nothing of the circle!
Old Hag: Ha! Then you are doomed son of Brian. The prophesies foretell that once Kauhana selects a host and enters the world of the mortals, only the virgin sacrifice will appease him and send him back to the spirit world. You must complete the circle Mantei!
Tebow: But where do I get a virgin to sacrifice?
Old Hag: You were always the dimmest of the brothers Mantei. Look within yourself. Use your brain instead of your muscles for once son of Brian. Go to her!
Tebow: But what am I supposed to do?
Old Hag: Complete the circle son of Brian. Finish what your should have done with Emanulana long ago. Complete the Boom Chicka Bow Wow with her son of Brian.
Tebow: How do I Boom Chicka Bow Wow with her?
Old Hag: This is going to be a long night.
End Chapter Three
the chamber after after after party. And of course kaoke replacements with the intoxicated owner of the favorite haunt
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