"Hey look, its John Paul Bonham"
That's not his name. Anyway, it can't be him, what would he be doing doing working here? He's too short. Didn't Bonham have longer hair when he played bass drums for Zeppelin?
JPB: "Can I get you something to drink?"
"Old Rasputin"
"Wow, John Paul Bonham just took your drink order."
This place is so cool, can you imagine Springfield has a place like this?
This is the former Rubble Rabblebuses building. Its where Norman Mailer wrote "The Naked and the Dead" He sat right over there. You can still see the outline his typewriter on the table.
We should buy this place, its being horribly mismanaged. You have to have a female bartender working. Why else would guys want to come here? Did you hear about the class action all the former bartenders filed?
"Well John Paul Bonham is a pretty cool bartender."
But he's dead. He can't be a bartender. That's the problem with this place.
When we buy this place we'll have to paint it white. Its too dark and scary. Women don't want to come here. We will change the name to the "Virtue Palace." We will get Sarabi to come back from California to run it. It will be a bar with only women working in it.
"When are we going to buy it?"
After the current owner defaults on the lease. Then we will have to wait a couple of months to get a good deal.
No comments:
Post a Comment