Womb Envy

Man always up to something.

Always a story going on with man.

Woman different.

Unless woman in divorce.   Then woman in bad mood.  Then woman tell lots of stories.

Man constantly in divorce.

Whether man married or not.

Man never happy.

Not so woman.

Man listen to Army commercials:

"Be all that you can be"

Man enlist.  Man go off and do things.  Fix things.  Blow up things.

Not so woman. 

Woman happy where she is.

Unless there is some man.

Telling her that she can't do something.

Then woman enlist.

Then woman go off and do things. Blow up things.   But not as many civilian casualties with woman.

And when things get blown up, woman accept refugees.  After all they don't have a home.

Its only fair.

Man don't care if its fair. 

Unless man trying to impress woman.  Then man give appearance of being fair.

Man succumb to temptation.  

Man care about ego over responsibility.

Man never really happy.

Man never where he is.

Man always missing something.

And its not a rib.

Someday Man become obsolete.

Coda:  Merkel and Putin.   According to Der Spiegel, Angel Merkel, one divorced now remarried is horribly afraid of dogs.  "When Putin and Merkel meet, they sometimes speak in German (he’s better in her language than she is in his), and Putin corrects his own interpreter to let Merkel know that nothing is lost on him. Putin’s brand of macho elicits in Merkel a kind of scientific empathy. In 2007, during discussions about energy supplies at the Russian President’s residence in Sochi, Putin summoned his black Lab, Koni, into the room where he and Merkel were seated. As the dog approached and sniffed her, Merkel froze, visibly frightened. She’d been bitten once, in 1995, and her fear of dogs couldn’t have escaped Putin, who sat back and enjoyed the moment, legs spread wide. “I’m sure it will behave itself,” he said. Merkel had the presence of mind to reply, in Russian, “It doesn’t eat journalists, after all.” The German press corps was furious on her behalf—“ready to hit Putin,” according to a reporter who was present. Later, Merkel interpreted Putin’s behavior. “I understand why he has to do this—to prove he’s a man,” she told a group of reporters. “He’s afraid of his own weakness. Russia has nothing, no successful politics or economy. All they have is this.”"