Cole Potential, Ch. 3

Very Good Padewan, most people don't understand the subtle distinction between the goal of world domination and actual world domination.

Use the force you must to achieve total world domination.   All other endeavors--futile they are.

To achieve actual world domination, you must first infiltrate an environmental studies department at a small Midwestern university acting as a student.  You must establish an initial base of operations outside of Havana, Cuba...I mean Havana, Illinois.

Then, you must propagate propaganda to recruit other initiates to the force.   To accomplish this, you must create a power point presentation meticulously describing the aforementioned attributes of the force.

Finally, and most importantly, you must harvest as much sploosh as soon as possible.  The unique neurochemical properties of sploosh make it possible for the skilled practitioner of the force to exert his or her will remotely across space and time.   Imagine the possibilities!   Sploosh can be extracted in two ways.  First,

 What you need:

2 cups water

2 cups sugar

3 cinnamon sticks

2 teaspoons whole cloves

4 pounds fresh peaches (about 10 - 12 medium size - don't get them too ripe or they'll be mushy)
   
Then put the extract in mason jars and let stand for 150 years in the desert heat.

However, Padewan, because time is of the essence, we recommend extracting sploosh in the old fashioned way.  This can be achieved by securing the victim in the manner described in Hypothetical Inventions Chapter 2 (dated February 17, 2012).   Then, after hypergargalesthesia is achieved, position a small cup or receptacle under the victim's mouth to harvest the drool which will be produced after the tickleectomy procedure is complete.

So what are you waiting for?  Get out of the hole you are in and find some sploosh!