The only thing worse than having a vast international conspiracy controlling everything is where there is no conspiracy, and by extension, fundamentally no meaning behind any activity that takes place. The lack of a conspiracy, and the concomitant lack of external control, means that we are truly free. Freedom is the scariest concept yet invented by humans.
To counteract the horror of freedom, the Book was created. Everything that has ever happened, or ever will happen is written in the Book. The descriptions contained in the book are comprehensive. The explanations thorough. There is nothing that exists that is not written in the Book. The Book is the repository of all information about the human race.
There are those that believe that such a Book exists and will do anything to possess it. For them, the book is the ultimate conspiracy. To possess the book represents the ultimate power on earth. A vast shadow empire hides the book from the rest of humanity.
Robert believes in the book. His belief in the Book also bestows upon him, as we will discuss below, in an inordiante amount of shit (fecal matter).
Robert had a normal life as a realtor before the transformation when it all fell apart. If you look closely in his eyes you can still see the realtor there, selling homes. Helping people. Raising a family with a loving wife. But now Robert's eyes are now shrouded by long hair to effect the persona of a spiritual seeker. He seeks the Book. He knows that it exists and accounts for all his problems. If he can only sufficiently cleanse himself through arcane rituals, he can merge with the dictates of the Book. This is what Robert says:
To counteract the horror of freedom, the Book was created. Everything that has ever happened, or ever will happen is written in the Book. The descriptions contained in the book are comprehensive. The explanations thorough. There is nothing that exists that is not written in the Book. The Book is the repository of all information about the human race.
There are those that believe that such a Book exists and will do anything to possess it. For them, the book is the ultimate conspiracy. To possess the book represents the ultimate power on earth. A vast shadow empire hides the book from the rest of humanity.
Robert believes in the book. His belief in the Book also bestows upon him, as we will discuss below, in an inordiante amount of shit (fecal matter).
Robert had a normal life as a realtor before the transformation when it all fell apart. If you look closely in his eyes you can still see the realtor there, selling homes. Helping people. Raising a family with a loving wife. But now Robert's eyes are now shrouded by long hair to effect the persona of a spiritual seeker. He seeks the Book. He knows that it exists and accounts for all his problems. If he can only sufficiently cleanse himself through arcane rituals, he can merge with the dictates of the Book. This is what Robert says:
Jesus Christ did not die on the cross, he survived and currently sells used cars in New Jersey #shitrobertsays
The federal reserves has control over all manufactures of soft drinks, Tobacco, and comfortable footwear therefore controlling the world. #shitrobertsays
A human being can live on only air and water... But a few tic tacs help if u want to get laid. #shitrobertsays
Adolf Hitler's real name was Harry Goldstein. He was of the Rothchilds family. #shitrobertsays
Abraham Lincoln was actually a southern slave who put on white face everyday to win the presidency and free the slaves #shitrobertsays
If you stare at the sun in the morning it has low uv and won't blind you instead it will give you protons and direct energy creating your own photosynthesis. You won't need to eat or drink but can get sustenance from the sun, just like a plant. #shitrobertsays
if you play Abba's Dancing Queen backwards you will hear the prophecy of the second coming. #shitrobertsays
Your skin is just a huge sponge that can suck in water. If you bathe in orange kool aid you will glow like neon. #shitrobertsays
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