and Kentucky and Iowa shall always take the place of Boise State when the game is basketball.
Further, let it be known from this day forward that the name of the podcast and TV show is "Comedy Bang Bang"
Those who insist on calling it Bang Bang Comedy shall be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.
Henceforth, Sara shall always smile for Daryl, and Daryl shall always go for that, and do anything that Sara shall want him to do. Because she is a rich girl, after all.
And as a side note, all turbos shall be completed within one week of dictation. And while we are talking about work, all Chicago lawfirms shall send only one person to cover a deposition. In the event that two attorneys attend a single deposition, they shall prohibited from speaking unless they come with a case of wine. If three Chicago attorneys attend a deposition, all shall be flogged. And if if any of three attorneys are women, then the deponent, if he is a physician originally from Syria, shall be permitted to respond to questions calling the attorney "lady" or "honey."
Henceforth, there shall be no more talking about work. Whenever work is mentioned, it shall be replaced with the subject of bonobos.
In my kingdom, by official decree, Charles Darwin was incorrect. Humans did not evolve from chimpanzees or gorillas. Humans derived from bonobos.
This goes without saying: the trivia team known as "We miss Sarabi" shall win each and every contest of trivia. And throughout the land, all denizens of said land shall officially miss Sarabi.
Henceforth, all hefeweizen beer shall be brewed with blood oranges. With this caveat: if any microbreweries near Cantrall, Illinois, shall arise from the offspring of a neurologist who prescribes excessive amounts of testing for his "delightful" patients, then said brewery shall be shut down unless said neurologist retires and bequeaths the fruits of his fraud to charity.
(the preceding paragraph shall be replaced with the word "bonobos")
By the way, this is the official wine of bonobos everywhere (its even from Eric Solomon):
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