Wednesday, September 30, 2015

Danger Pay=More Wine

Step 1:  Define Parameters

Q=Questioner, a machine based artificial intelligence. 
A=Respondent, female human reconstructed from a machine based artificial intelligence.
A2=Respondent, feline male during lucid dreams, reconstructed from a machine based artificial intelligence. 

Step 2:  Question and Response Period

Q:  So if you totally dropped out of society and did what you wanted to do, what would you do? What's on your bucket list?

A: I'm not sure, but I'd sure like to put together my bucket list while on a nude beach.    According to the Travel Channel, here are the best nude beaches:

1.  Little Beach, Maui
2.  Haulover Beach, Miami
3.  Red Beach, Crete
4.  Praia do Pinho, Brazil
5.  Hedonism II, Jamaica
6.  Samurai Beach, Australia
7.  Wreck Beach, Canada
8.  Ocho Rios, Jamaica
9.  Montalivet Beach, France
10.  Cap s'Agde, France
11.  Plakias Beach, Crete.
12.  Club Orient, St. Martin

Well, Cat, which nude beach should be go to?

A2:  This is your bucket, dear, but I'm thinking if all else fails, we should go to where the Germans go to get wild.   After all, they have already done all the statistical evaluations on the place, they've saved up diligently for the venture, and they probably will look the most silly nude out of all the other nationalities given their propensity to dig the carbs.

A:  Ok, it looks like we are going to Crete!

Q:  What about you Mr. Cat?  What's on your bucket list?

A2:  I'll just be her cabana boy on the beach.   Funny, wasn't there a movie called "On the Beach? 
About about the aftermath of a nuclear war?  Kind of ironic wasn't it, considering how all the breathies did themselves in at the end?

A:  If you want to work for me kitty-cat, you better learn how to make the perfect mojito.

Q:  Come on Mr. Cat, I'm sure you must have some other agenda than being a cabana boy for the rest of eternity.

A2:  Ok, if we went to a beach on Mexico, I'd go to one of those Mexican clinics that allow their patrons to experiment with Psilocybin  or Ayahuasca under the protective auspices of a medical clinic in case things go funky.  That or I'd try some cognitive behavior therapy so I can understand and control the machine like thought processes of my mind.

A:  That's ridiculous.   You're already a machine based consciousness.  Just program yourself not to engage in self destructive behavior.  There is an easy upgrade for that.

A2:  Its not more ridiculous than wanting to go nude on a beach.  We haven't had bodies in millennia.

A:   There is nothing wrong with a bit of nostalgia.

Q:  Come now children.   Stop you quarreling.  Whose up for a game of rock, paper, scissors?

Step 3:  Endless Reams of Chatter

[–]Susie 265 points 2333.789 
I insulted you the last time, which may happen again
[–]Talking Cat 72 points  
I need to use this in a conversation. It's hilarious to hear an AI come up with a sentence like this:  Whose up for Rock, paper, scissors?
[–] Susie 33 points 7896 
Well actually the AI uses past conversations as a reference for present conversations but may not be able to differentiate between users, so it probably assumes it is the same user
[–]Talking Cat 60 points 987 
It has no concept of state, context, or memory. It is literally a glorified parrot.
[–]Susie 15 points 610 
Yeah, this is why it's so easy to spot an AI in a test. Ask them a question, let them answer it, then ask them "what question did I just ask you?"
[–]AI:  JUST_LOGGED_IN 13 points  
Literally search: glorified parrot
[–]AI 18 points  
hahaha, I need blood

What question did I just ask you?





bio:  no longer sick, which helps.  time to question everything.  Ed gives Rotary talk.  I never knew my office at work had no many secret rooms of pleasure.  In the past, they all have been torture.  My bucket list is accurate.
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