Try this on for size. It goes something like this:
There must have been a big misunderstanding all those years ago. No question, Jesus realized something incredible. The oneness of reality. Achieving the living embodiment of God: theosis. Probably something like the satori experience of the Buddha or tons of Hindus before that. It probably has something do do with an ascetic life of eating wild locusts and honey in the desert for 40 days. Or meditating for seven years in a cave. (but that was someone else:-)).
So at step one, everything is peachy. We have this dude or dudess swimming around in the vastness of cosmic consciousness, becoming that cosmic consciousness without separation. Like the Zen Monk who goes to the hot dog vendor and says: "Make me one with everything." So what could be wrong with that?
Then come all the problems. When you come down from the mountain top how do you describe it? You might say that, "I am a part of the oneness." " I have seen the god within myself." Or even the short hand notation of: "I am God." Therein lies the problem. If everyone can achieve "godness," if it is ultimately democratic, what happens to the people who have based their lives on doing something "special" to serve God? Of course, these specialists would feel threatened. So someone has the bright idea (or perhaps the poor translation) that salvation can only come through Jesus and we (the priests) are god's special servants. And lo and behold, Jesus now is the "son" of God. And to make matters worse, because priests were often the only ones in the community who could read, or even had access to writings (the printing press was not invented until way way later), there was no way to ever break the deadlock of the priest's consolidation of power.
But now of course, with the Internet, any crackpot can write something that anyone around the world can read. So what's your excuse, children of god? The kingdom of god is within your hands:-).
Monday, May 6, 2013
Friday, May 3, 2013
Near Encounters of the Seventeenth Kind, Ch. 1
It kind of freaked me out when the giant Dragon Fruit descended from the sky and landed in the field next to me. I was fortunate I didn't wreck my bike.
Anonymous Friend: So it really was the fruit of all evil.....
No silly, she was never evil. Maybe a little confused. Who could blame her? She'd just traveled thousands of light years to get away from that cyborg husband of hers.
Anonymous Friend: What was it then? Love at first fright?
Well when the dragon fruit opened up and she emerged I admit I was a little taken by her. All those bright lights. Those penetrating eyes. All three of them. I'll never forget the blue one on her forehead.
Anonymous Friend: She only had thighs for you?
It was never like that. I'm not sure she had compatible parts. But once I went in her ship and she showed me the orgasmo orb--nothing else mattered.
Anonymous Friend: Strangers in the night exchanging trances....
So we hung out for awhile. I took her around the neighborhood, then around the city, then around the world. She took me around the galaxy. We were having all kinds of fun until he showed up.
Anonymous Friend: Hell hath no fury like the wrath of the spurned android.
He shot her with some type of ray gun. First I thought she was dead. But she told me to take her back inside the ship and put her inside some sort of closet. She said it was a close call. But she was alive. She told me he would find her again, unless she got away.
Anonymous Friend: And just how did she to that?
She escaped through time. At least I think she did. And now I'll spend the rest of my dying days trying to find her.
Anonymous Friend: If you could turn back time, maybe you can find a way.....
End Chapter 1
Anonymous Friend: So it really was the fruit of all evil.....
No silly, she was never evil. Maybe a little confused. Who could blame her? She'd just traveled thousands of light years to get away from that cyborg husband of hers.
Anonymous Friend: What was it then? Love at first fright?
Well when the dragon fruit opened up and she emerged I admit I was a little taken by her. All those bright lights. Those penetrating eyes. All three of them. I'll never forget the blue one on her forehead.
Anonymous Friend: She only had thighs for you?
It was never like that. I'm not sure she had compatible parts. But once I went in her ship and she showed me the orgasmo orb--nothing else mattered.
Anonymous Friend: Strangers in the night exchanging trances....
So we hung out for awhile. I took her around the neighborhood, then around the city, then around the world. She took me around the galaxy. We were having all kinds of fun until he showed up.
Anonymous Friend: Hell hath no fury like the wrath of the spurned android.
He shot her with some type of ray gun. First I thought she was dead. But she told me to take her back inside the ship and put her inside some sort of closet. She said it was a close call. But she was alive. She told me he would find her again, unless she got away.
Anonymous Friend: And just how did she to that?
She escaped through time. At least I think she did. And now I'll spend the rest of my dying days trying to find her.
Anonymous Friend: If you could turn back time, maybe you can find a way.....
End Chapter 1
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