Well maybe. The victors at least get to determine some of the ingredients in the smoothies. Maybe all the ingredients but for the "special sauce." And I'm not talking about G-Love's special sauce.
Mine is the special sauce that it extracted in the nightclub where the Bernie supporters congregate after an exhausting night of protesting Trump's misogyny while grooving to the Calvin Harris tune "Open Wide." For you have to "open wide" for the special sauce, now don't you?
Yes, friends, now matter how many smoothies and unicorns and rainbows in our milieu, things are not all fun an games. Or are they? It was written by Frederic the Great on the steps of the snow covered steppes that fun and games are the harbinger of totalitarianism.
Which makes sense. Now that internet of information is ubiquitous how could totalitarianism keep a good idea down anymore? With the special sauce of course. And so many ingredients in the smoothie that you can't tell what is organic, synthetic, and who is the field Marshall and who is the orangutan.
Please please, I can't take it anymore. Please make it simple for me. I am not a rational being. Its much more fun to submit than to face the truth. Some people even enjoy submission:-). Some enjoy other things. Now i'm being a buzz kill.....
Trump won because he had a simple message. He promised people things. Hilary just wanted to bring people together. So we took the easy way out and just opened wide and received the special sauce.
But all is not lost. There is a solar eclipse coming to your Midwestern U.S. neighborhood later this summer. During the eclipse, you will see a poem written in the sky which has not been observed since the last Neanderthal had her head cracked open by these new apes that were spreading like rabbits. Take that poem, think about it, and realize that even thought we may do the right thing for the wrong darker reason, it is still better to do the right thing, than to open wide.
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