You want to lose weight? Move to a different planet. You mass will still be the same, but you weight will only be a fraction of what is it here on earth if you move to Mars or Mercury.
Happy is the man who can laugh at his own jokes--and few are his friends.
The easiest way to go on a fast or a hunger strike is to simply stop eating.
Try to remember that this is not the future we imagined when we were young.
Reports of hope are still not confirmed.
A woman with a big carbon footprint can take the air right out of the room.
You may think that you live in a police state, but its actually a satire of a police state within a police state that is within a police state.
You should only send out Happy Birthday wishes to friends on Facebook who are still alive. If they are dead and you don't know it, consider editing your friends list.
Oh Lord, let us prey.........upon those less fortunate than ourselves.
Frodo, set down the Ring and step away. Its for your own good.
If you are not schizophrenic, all the decisions you make are unanimous.
All unanimous decisions lack any critical thought.
If it hurts when you pee, you should consult a physician.
Its like being drunk and knowing you should be sober and not being able to do anything about it.
I rushed downstairs and out the front door so that I wouldn't have to face the rest of me.
He felt as useless as a Mormon with only one wife.
The terrorist regretted that he had only one life to give for his country. Of course, his country was not recognized in the U.N., so I guess he died in vain.
"Can I get you anything?" one of the nurses asked me when she was through with her part in the little drama.
Vanity of vanities, there is always something new under the sun if you know where to look.
Its a good idea to confront painful things in your life instead of avoiding them.
You may think that you live in a police state, but its actually a satire of a police state within a police state that is within a police state.
You should only send out Happy Birthday wishes to friends on Facebook who are still alive. If they are dead and you don't know it, consider editing your friends list.
Oh Lord, let us prey.........upon those less fortunate than ourselves.
Frodo, set down the Ring and step away. Its for your own good.
If you are not schizophrenic, all the decisions you make are unanimous.
All unanimous decisions lack any critical thought.
If it hurts when you pee, you should consult a physician.
Its like being drunk and knowing you should be sober and not being able to do anything about it.
I rushed downstairs and out the front door so that I wouldn't have to face the rest of me.
He felt as useless as a Mormon with only one wife.
The terrorist regretted that he had only one life to give for his country. Of course, his country was not recognized in the U.N., so I guess he died in vain.
"Can I get you anything?" one of the nurses asked me when she was through with her part in the little drama.
Vanity of vanities, there is always something new under the sun if you know where to look.
Its a good idea to confront painful things in your life instead of avoiding them.
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