If You Sleep with Dogs, You get Fleas.

Jed:  It is my understanding that our friend Sarabi is trying to date four guys at the same time.  I suppose that will require a great deal of finesse.

Ellie Mae:  Absolutely.  However, it appears that Sarabi lacks the requisite finesse as she is sending text messages intended for one of her love interests to another. Evidently, several of her interests have asked for committed relationships from her.

Jed:  The only commitment those dudes will get from Sarabi is a commitment to a mental institution.

Ellie Mae:   Its true.   It only goes to show that "woman is the most fiendish instrument of torture ever devised to bedevil a man."

Jed: I just hope Sarabi doesn't get stalked by a disappointed suitor unless she has a hankering for corn.

Ellie Mae:   I'm just curious to see whether her finesse will improve to the point where she can have her cob and eat corn, too.

Jed:  Well, they don't call it sweet corn for nothing.   However, if you sleep with dogs you get fleas.   If you sleep with 4 dogs, you are liable to get puppies.  I just hope she won't need another escorted trip to Granite City.

Ellie Mae: Love is blind, deaf, and dumb, and sometimes itchy.  But occasionally you get a free lunch out of it.

Jed:   There may be a free lunch, but she's asking for a free buffet.  There is no free buffet.   Only the first helping is free.   The second serving comes with consequences.  lol

Ellie Mae:  I thought you loved buffets?

Jed:  Only the verb form of the word.   You must be confusing me with someone else.    I enjoy knocking people off course, especially repeatedly and over a long period of time  Like the wind that never stops blowing.

Ellie Mae:  I reckon you're like the wind that blows the smog away.

Jed: What's smog?

Ellie Mae:  I reckon its a small hog.

Jed:  Well jus don let any of your smog varmits in the house.   Or I'll buffet them and turn them into one of Granny's buffets.