O.J. Simpson/Donald Trump/The Meme

Here at Ronco memes, we are proud to offer for an unlimited time to our first 2 Billion internet users: the O.J/Trump meme.

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**custom tailored memes that get right to the point based on scientific research that it is not the facts that matter:   Indeed, you can change the facts daily depending on your intended audience.   What is important is what the memes evoke in the intended host.

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When All Else Fails

A Hypothetical:  it may not be a cosmic thing so much as how your brain processes the experience.

A Question:  Well I thought the brain is part of the cosmic experience?

A Statement:  What you are saying is the truth, but I'm not sure if its a correct fact.   That may require more investigation.

Another Question:  What kind of investigation do you have in mind?

An Idea followed by a Question:  Well, certainly the most thorough of investigation would be appropriate under these circumstances, don't you think?

A Proposition:  A fact may be correct but not true.

A Preposition: Under.

A Prepositional Phrase:  Under the Spreading Chestnut Tree.

Two Prepositional Phrases, Interwoven:  Under the Spending Chestnut tree, we traveled into the Maelstrom.

Another Question, the Answer to Which May Not be Ascertainable by Conventional Means:  The truth value of a proposition can be evaluated whether or not it's a fact worth knowing or dangerous to know.

Conventional Means:  Strictly speaking, there cannot be an illocutionary act unless the means employed are conventional.

Unconventional Means:  Though Socrates was an unconventional man, he never shirked his duties.

Things that are Shirked:  Hamlet, in my mind, was not mad, but he shirked the duties laid out before him.

The Meaning of Life:  Trumped roll-----

^c Go, eat your bread^* with joy and drink your wine with a merry heart, because it is now that God favors your works.8At all times let your garments be white, and spare not the perfume for your head.9Enjoy life with the wife you love, all the days of the vain life granted you under the sun. This is your lot in life, for the toil of your labors under the sun.
10Anything you can turn your hand to, do with what power you have; for there will be no work, no planning, no knowledge, no wisdom in Sheol where you are going.

The Meaning of Life, Randomly Generated by Artificial Intelligence:

The goal of ultrasonic energy is to plant the seeds of complexity rather than bondage. Inspiration requires exploration.

One more Time with the Random Meaning of Life Generator:

Rejuvenation requires exploration. This life is nothing short of an ennobling metamorphosis of technological awareness.

You Thought I was Surely Done, But The Singularity Has Already Occurred:

Reality has always been buzzing with starseeds whose lives are engulfed in health. We are in the midst of a consciousness-expanding unfolding of insight that will clear a path toward the biosphere itself. Our conversations with other adventurers have led to a maturing of hyper-life-affirming consciousness.