There are many who do not believe in banshees. I myself would be counted among their number had I not met one.
It all started some four or five years ago. During that time, I lived as though a great fog had descended on my continence occluding all but my most immediate surroundings. I was merely reacting to whatever came at arms length from me. It was not the most undisconcerting
period of my existence.
I met the banshee late one night. She was already well into her delirium by then. I later learned that each evening if there was more than a minuscule amount of moon peeking through the clouds she would fall into the throes of a strange fever which manifested itself in commanding her to roam the countryside and perform a gyrating form of dance. There was a full moon that night and it showed.
For many months I bemused that her nightly meanderings were random in nature, Then quite by chance as I began to keep a journal, it was clear that she was following a pattern. As a moth to a flame, she was attracted to any form of music that was present in an establish that did not honor the dictates of prohibition, to wit: heavy metal, punk, folk, rock, blue grass, blues, almost any music other than techno and dub-step.
Regardless of the venue, the ritual was the same. She would drink of the fermented beverages in large quantities, to the point where the trials and tribulations of day time were vanquished like an out of breath dragon. Then she would dance and dance and dance in an ever increasing crescendo until midnight when she would emit a blood curdling howl the force of which would keep her awake until dawn. Then at dawn, she would retire back to her crypt only to reappear later in the evening.
I am not yet willing to say whether my enchantment from the banshee was a hideous actually or only a nightmare hallucination. Such musical venues have strange properties and the legacy of insane legend might well have acted on more than one man's imagination amidst those huddles of people caught up in the trance. Is it not possible that the germ of an actual contagious madness lurks in the depths of those nocturnal ramblings, and the pleasant vibes of the bass pulsating against your being? Where does madness leave off and reality begin? Is it possible that even my latest fear is sheer delusion?
Another decatur coco mero/krogers run. A comfortable ritual with the whirles. I wonder what gifts the sandman will bring me tonight?
Tuesday, March 3, 2015
Sunday, March 1, 2015
Cousin, Cousin, Cousin, Cousin
We are all related. There are only six degrees of genetic separation between any two humans on the planet.
That means both literally and figuratively that Obama, Ted Cruz, Hillary Clinton, Pope Francis, and every crazy backward ass fighter in ISIS are cousins. Even me and you.
In fact, one of my cousins, A.J. Jacobs is sponsoring the worlds largest family reunion in June, 2015. Everyone on the planet is invited.
www.globalfamilyreunion.com
I'm not attending. I've always been somewhat of a black sheep in the family. And I can't stand certain parts of the family.
I'm only joking.
So what songs do you play? Long afloat a shipless ocean. What have you been up to pardner? Not much, just polishing my spurs.
So what's up in California? I love LA, but I can never get fucked in LA. I mean, there are people that will fuck me in New York who will not fuck me in California.
I will fuck you in California.
I don't know why you want to tell me that.
What's next on the agenda? Why don't we bring in the next group.
Isn't this the coolest thing ever?
I don't know, its like a drive-inn movie theater inside a Church. Just too many people. I have stage fright?
Like Robbie Robertson?
So when where you going to tell me about this?
Wanna get something to eat?
I think we need more coffee and beef jerky around here. And Pirogi--lots of Pirogi. I mean have you ever had a bad pirogi? They are universally awesome. The new wonderfood. It would be a wonder if someone on this planet didn't like them.
I don't remember what to say, I don't remember where to go, I don't remember what too choose.
Sunshine, minus you, leaves only concrete skies.
Don't you know she's one in a million? But we are all one with the million.
Hey hey, I'm telling you now, the greatest thing, you ever can do now,
its very easy.....
What was your name again?
That means both literally and figuratively that Obama, Ted Cruz, Hillary Clinton, Pope Francis, and every crazy backward ass fighter in ISIS are cousins. Even me and you.
In fact, one of my cousins, A.J. Jacobs is sponsoring the worlds largest family reunion in June, 2015. Everyone on the planet is invited.
www.globalfamilyreunion.com
I'm not attending. I've always been somewhat of a black sheep in the family. And I can't stand certain parts of the family.
I'm only joking.
So what songs do you play? Long afloat a shipless ocean. What have you been up to pardner? Not much, just polishing my spurs.
So what's up in California? I love LA, but I can never get fucked in LA. I mean, there are people that will fuck me in New York who will not fuck me in California.
I will fuck you in California.
I don't know why you want to tell me that.
What's next on the agenda? Why don't we bring in the next group.
Isn't this the coolest thing ever?
I don't know, its like a drive-inn movie theater inside a Church. Just too many people. I have stage fright?
Like Robbie Robertson?
So when where you going to tell me about this?
Wanna get something to eat?
I think we need more coffee and beef jerky around here. And Pirogi--lots of Pirogi. I mean have you ever had a bad pirogi? They are universally awesome. The new wonderfood. It would be a wonder if someone on this planet didn't like them.
I don't remember what to say, I don't remember where to go, I don't remember what too choose.
Sunshine, minus you, leaves only concrete skies.
Don't you know she's one in a million? But we are all one with the million.
Hey hey, I'm telling you now, the greatest thing, you ever can do now,
its very easy.....
What was your name again?
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